I knew the bubble would burst one day, and that day is finally here. After six very fast years, my little girl is now a woman…or at least an elementary school graduate. Good-bye enchanted land of jungle gyms and milk wagons and children laughing on the playground. Hello middle school with your nasty underarm hair and body odor and raging hormones. What was once, “Mommy, guess what I learned in school today?” will now become, “Hey lady, it’s none of your damn beezwax what my homework is…and don’t be picking me up in front of school where everyone can see you. Haven’t I told you enough times already? Jeez!”
So if you hear the sound of a loud burst today, don’t worry. It’s not a space shuttle entering the atmosphere or a wrecking ball hitting a condemned
building. It’s just the sound of that six year old bubble finally exploding. Oh, and don’t be surprised if that popping sound is followed by a torrential downpour. That’ll just be my tears. I’m thinking it may ease the L.A. drought situation.
Congratulations to my beautiful, precious daughter on your amazing accomplishment! I couldn’t be more proud.
I can finally post the cover art for the latest book in the “Sucks” series, “Divorce Sucks!” Written by Mary Jo Eustace, the woman whose hubby left her for Tori Spelling, it’s one part divorce guide, one part laugh til you cry saga of a courageous woman whose post marital heartbreak was splashed all over the Hollywood tabloids. If she can make it through to the other side a happier and better person, so can you! It comes out in September, but amazon is taking pre-orders now. Click on cover art on the right side of this site to order your copy today.
