Every time a new book comes out, I get a call from a TV show that’s interested in having me on as a guest. This time , it’s from the Today show. But before they can commit, they’ve asked to see a video piece from a show I was on in the past. The tape was sent, and I’ve been waiting for a reply every since.
Day after day I helplessly sit at home awaiting their call as if they’re a cute boy I gave my number to. In fact, I’ve decided that many of the same rules that apply to dating, also apply to waiting from a call from the Today show as well. For one thing, I can’t call them or else I’ll appear weak. For another, I have to stay busy so I won’t pounce on the phone when it rings like a kitten on a naked ass during sex.
But I guess there is one difference. I know that the Today show isn’t calling because they don’t want to appear desperate. So I have no choice but to wait it out and hope that if they do call, I”ll have enough time to drop 20 pounds before the big day arrives.